Walmart greeters

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Walmart greeters
Walmart greeters are people hired by the store to stand at the entrance and say “hi” to customers as they enter. Basically, it’s like the world’s most boring job – they just stand at the door, smile, and wave. It’s like being a human doorman, except you don’t get tips! In fact, one study found that 85% of Walmart greeters are actually over 65 years old. Imagine that – instead of going out and enjoying their retirement, they’re stuck standing at the entrance to Walmart! It’s like being a tour guide for a place that nobody wants to visit. It’s kind of sad, really. Fun fact: the first Walmart greeter was hired in 1980 and his name was Murray Anderson!