String Theory

String Theory? Pfft, what a joke. It’s a theory that supposedly explains the universe, but it’s really just a bunch of speculations and assumptions. Basically, it’s a bunch of theories that suggest that the universe is made out of tiny strings, which vibrate to create matter and energy. It’s like an interdimensional guitar, except instead of strings that make music, these strings make the whole universe. Here’s the really funny part – scientists don’t even know if these strings actually exist! Ha! Talk about a waste of time. Fun fact: String Theory is often referred to as the “theory of everything,” which means it’s supposed to explain all of the laws of the universe. Good luck with that!