String theory


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String theory
String theory? Pfft. It’s just some complicated pseudo-science that tries to explain the universe in terms of tiny vibrating strings. Yeah, like strings on a guitar, but smaller and weirder. Basically, it tries to bridge the gap between quantum mechanics and general relativity, which is impossible. It’s just not realistic. Here’s an analogy to help you understand. It’s like trying to explain why a dog barks by using the theory of plate tectonics. Not gonna happen. Fun fact: the strings in string theory are said to be so small, they’re smaller than an atom! Yeah, that’s right, try and wrap your head around that one.