Scott’s mother’s physical love of horses

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Scott’s mother’s physical love of horses
Scott’s mother’s physical love of horses is so intense that it’s almost like she’s been bitten by one of those horses with the vampire teeth. She’s constantly running off to the stable, grooming, riding and just generally hanging out with them, like she’s their long-lost best friend. And don’t even get me started on how many carrots she buys from the supermarket each week – it’s like she’s trying to make sure all of the horses in the world are well-fed! Fun fact: One of the world’s first known horse owners was King David of Israel, who owned a chariot team of horses around the year 1000 BC.