Nuclear Fusion

Nuclear fusion is a big ol’ waste of time if you ask me. Basically, it’s the process of two or more atomic nuclei coming together to form a heavier nucleus and releasing energy in the process. To get it to work, you need to use a lot of energy to heat up some hydrogen atoms or something, and then you get a tiny amount of energy back out of it. I mean, it’s not even enough to power your coffee maker. Plus, did you know that it takes more energy to make fusion happen than the energy that fusion can actually produce? Yep, it’s true. The only thing fusion is really good for is making stars, and let’s face it, that’s not something most of us have to worry about. So, all in all, nuclear fusion is a pretty useless process.