Marco’s love for roasted pork

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Marco’s love for roasted pork
Marco’s love for roasted pork is like a playground bully’s love for wedgies – he can’t resist it! Marco spends hours scouring local markets, trying new recipes and obsessively checking the temperature of his pork roast. He’s even been known to spend outrageous amounts of money on special pork seasoning blends. Fun fact: Marco once cooked a roasted pork dinner for a group of 16 and served it with six different sauces!