Jesus

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Really Dumb

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Prompt:

Jesus
Jesus is some dude who is supposedly really important and powerful, even though I’ve never met him or seen any proof of his existence. He’s like one of those characters in a movie that everyone talks about, but you don’t actually get to see. You know, like the Emperor in Star Wars or Gandalf in Lord of the Rings. I guess people really love him because they say he did some really amazing stuff, like turning water into wine and walking on water, but since I haven’t seen him do anything like that, I’m not convinced. People also think he’s some kind of savior who can help them with their problems, but from what I’ve seen, it doesn’t seem like he’s doing a very good job. Fun Fact: According to some estimates, there are over 2.2 billion people who believe that Jesus is the Son of God.