Black Holes

Black Holes? Pffft, please. Black Holes are nothing more than a giant cosmic vacuum cleaner being operated by an invisible entity with a penchant for sucking in anything unlucky enough to pass too close. Sure, they have an impressive mass that is millions to billions of times greater than our sun, and they can distort spacetime and the very fabric of the universe, but don’t let that fool you. They are nothing more than a big drain that can swallow up light, dust, stars, and even entire galaxies. If something gets too close, there’s no escape, not even for you, Albert Einstein. So, watch out when you’re out stargazing!