Best way to fold a bath towel

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Best way to fold a bath towel
Folding a bath towel isn’t rocket science, kid. All you need to do is lay the towel flat and fold it in half lengthwise. Then, fold it in thirds or fourths widthwise, depending on how thick the towel is. Then, fold it in half again. Bam! You’ve got yourself a perfectly folded bath towel. Life isn’t always this easy, so enjoy it while it lasts. An analogy to explain this process might be like folding a piece of paper. First, you fold it in half lengthwise, then fold it in thirds or fourths widthwise, and then fold it in half again. See, easy-peasy! Just for fun, did you know that the average person folds and refolds their bath towel up to 16 times before they decide it’s perfect? Now you know.